setia futsal tourney

THEY ARE HAVING SETIA'S FUTSAL TOURNEY RIGHT NOW.

To tell you the truth, I am no biggie in sport events. Nope. I get bored and the heat will get to me and if it's something draggy such as ping pong or something, I rather watch it on tv where I can change the channel and watch something else. Basically, atikah and sports events do not go hand in hand and walk in the park.

BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT.

Last year, Setia's Futsal Tourney had proved that this event is a magnet for crazy-ass hot guys. CRAZY-ASS HOT! Buffed guys from Subang Jaya area that you NEVER thought existed - who is ironically a friend of a friend of a friend of your friend but he never told you about him. Why?? Male friends should share their male friends! - suddenly came popping out of nowhere. I swear. I didn't go to last year's tourney but after having my brain bombed with the names of hotties they met/friended/stalked on that day, I know I have to go. I hafta!

It's like going to your favourite restaurant and then you noticed there's a new sign on it that says 'FREE BUFFET'. Yep.

Before I continue, let me breathe a deep breath because I do not want to hyperventilate and collapse with the sheer unfairness of it all...

Ok.

Anyway.

I tried to redeem Kajang. I really do. Sure, I complain a heck lot about Kajang to my parents ("Mum, Kajang is a place where you grow old, not grow up!") but in front of other people, I try to find something decent and noteworthy about Kajang. I mean, it's bad enough that this place calls itself - proudly, may I add - 'Bandar Satay Terbaik di Malaysia' or something like that... Hell, Subang Jaya has gazillions of McD but we don't go declaring that to people at the streets, right? But then it comes down to that it has no other achievements... (What is Subang Jaya's tagline by the way?) But I try to find something in Kajang. Because if I don't (I'm going to be a permanent resident), who else will?

Ok ok, before I get carried away, you'd probably be wondering, what does it get to do with the futsal tourney up there. This is because:

KAJANG IS SO FAR AWAY FROM EVERYTHING.

This is my ultimate ultimate ultimate hate about Kajang. It's so damn terpelosok ok? I bet if you look through the Malaysia map or even the Selangor map, you won't see nothing! I am far away from my friends - my school - the best malls in selangor and wilayah - the whole wide civilised world!

AND SINCE I AM LIVING IN THIS IN-THE-MIDDLE-OF-NOWHERE PLACE, I CAN'T GO TO THE FUTSAL TOURNEY!

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY DAMNED TRANSPORT TO SEE HOT GUYS STRIP TOPLESS. IF I LIVE IN SUBANG JAYA, I'D STILL MANAGE TO GET SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT. EVEN AT USJ. HELL, EVEN AT TIMBUKTOO.

I AM STUCK HERE IN KAJANG WHERE THERE ARE ZERO HOTTIES. I MEAN, ZERO.

SO WHILE MY FRIENDS CHECK OUT HOT GUYS, I AM STUCK UPDATING MY BLOG. HAHA. HAHAHA. GODDAMN HAHAH.

The world is so unfair. I'm gonna go and drown my sorrows in my pool now.

-- six packs... biceps... triceps... spiky hair... muscles galore... hot-looking guys... DARN IT.