BLOODSHOT!
Now, I know how it feels to be an only child - it sucks. Honest.
Two days ago, my sister packed and finally, went off to MMU. I, who wanted to study there too, tagged along...Not knowing that I have to help her unpack! Ok, ok, I'm her sister and supposed to be happy to help and whatnot. What else I am I supposed to do?? My parents seemed stressed out - especially me mumsie - you should see her go! Ordering about and all that - letting off steam, I'm sure. Even I, who thought a simple wave would suffice in goodbyeing, had to lug things around. My dad had to climbed on a desk to put on curtains in about a dozen times because my mum thought that the way it was hanged isn't pretty enough or whatever.
Stress, I tell you. Dreading the day when it's my turn.
The MMU apartment has a fricking swimming pool. Why?! It's not like that helps studying! And the best part: there isn't any of those girl's dorm or boy's dorm thing. A group of guys could be living next door. The pros: hello! Guy-next-door? Gotta be friendly, ya know - being good neighbours and everything. Heh. The cons: He might see your laundry - as in your bad undies and all that. Worse, if he actually seen you in those bad undies! Shudder..
Well, so far, my sister is enjoying the uni life. Haven't called up snivelling or crying - but then again, the seniors hadn't came back yet. But nah.. I, however, is extremely lonely. Extremely as in I'm beginning to think about marriage with my computer. Can I get married with an object? Because I've been dating this thing ever since I got back from Europe. Honest to god.
Guess what? My dad got himself a bloodshot in his left eye. Ok, for those who had never seen a bloodshot eye - I'll try to describe it for you. Well, my father said that at first he got this helluva headache. Such evil this headache was, with all the pressure - he popped a fricking vein. I kid you not! He POPPED A VEIN! By a single headache!
That's pretty unnatural if you ask me. Because when my dad explained to the doctor, the doctor had this 'What the fudge?!'look on his face. My dad had to go to an eye specialist this Tuesday. So, overnight, the white part of his eyeball? - had got red all over. Blood red. As in you can't even see veins anymore - just red. Just looking at it makes me shiver. Remember Star Wars prequel? The first one when they just found the Anakin kid and there is this Sith (ok, I don't know this)? See that Sith's eye? Ok, my dad's eye is WAY REDDER than that. I'm not kidding, yo. Got it in my phone, if anyone is interested.... No, I'm not exploiting my father!
I just thought it's sorta cool... Ok, bad daughter.
-- My maid got cheated by her boyfriend. Now, she's pleading me to call him and give him threatening and insulting messages. More like blackmailing, but not really. My first thought = 'WHAT THE FFFFUUUUDDDGGGEEE!?!!?'. And even till now, I think it's a crap idea. Me, of all people?
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Well, for your information, that "MMU apartment" is actually the so-called Cyberia Condominium. It doesn't belong to the university, and that explains why guys and girls are staying in the same block. :)
hahhaah... really? i think i just made up this 'mmu apartment' thing.. you're from mmu, i'm guessing.
*rubbing hands as planning to take over the 'so-called Cyberia Comdominium' when the perfect times come*
hehehheheMUHAHAHAHAA!!
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