The Things I Want To Do
Ok. You know what? Sometimes, I just want to scream.
Aside from that, I want to get mad. No, mad as in 'The Hulk' sort of mad. The type of mad that you don't have to say it - people just know you are. But I always have to say that I am. And it sucks to do that because it will make me sound immature in the end, which is why I rarely say I'm mad. Observe.
(RP0 is the main character while the other RPs are just ... others. Begin!)
{The Blur One}
Random Person: Are you mad?
RandomPerson0: Do I look like I'm mad?
RP: I don't know...
RP0: Well what do you think?!
RP: You're mad?
RP0: It's just that-
RP: *lightens up* So you're not mad!
RP0: I AM.
RP:...
RP0:...
RP: OHMYGAWDIamsosorry!
RP0: Look-
RP: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it! Well actually I did. But I wasn't thinking! Surely you'd understand! I bla bla bla!
RP0: The thing is-
RP: SORRY! SORRY! BLAH BLAH BLAH
RP0: Will you please shu-
RP:BLLLLAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAsorryBBBLLLLAAAABBBBBLLLLAA
RP0: FINE! YOU'RE ALL FORGIVEN!
RP: Really?! Wow! Thanks! You're the best! Really?!
RP0: *talking through gritted teeth* Yess....
RP: You're so nice - that's why I love to pick on you! Wohoo!! *skips along and went off*
RP0:....moron.
{The Couldn't-Care-Less One}
RP0: RP, I really don't like the way you treat me in front of the others just now.
RP: What way? What're you talking about?
RP0: You know, the whole - you know - putting me down thing in front of people. I really don't like it, kay?
RP: *gasp* Ohmygod! You know what! I heard RandomDude and RandomGirl just broke up!!
RP0: Uh.. look RP, I'm still talking about the whole 'thing' thing. I mean you kinda do it a lot of times and-
RP: Yeah yeah yeah - I'm sorry - anyway, this is big news!!
RP0: But-
RP: Listen! It was heard that RandomDude was cheating on RandomGirl! Can you believe that?! Like they're so cute together and suddenly BAM! Broke up! They are like the couple of the year or something!
RP0: RP... *shakes head*.. Sigh.. What were you saying about RandomDude and RandomGirl?
RP: You are so blur! It's all over school!!
{The Sulkfest}
RP0: I don't like it the way you treat me!
RP: Me?? I didn't do anything at all!
RP0: Yes you were! You were pushing me about and stuff! Why can't you just be nice to me for once!
RP: FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! *stomps off*
RP0: Wha?! Wait! Why are you being mad at me for! I'm the one who is SUPPOSED TO BE MAD!!
RP: *ignores RP0*
RP0: What the F-?! That psycho bitc-
RP2: RP0!! Don't say that! She's your friend! You've been buddies!
RP0: Well, now I want to shove a stick up her-
RP3: RP0, you're being mad at her for nothing. Alah, just forget about it.
RP0: But I don't want to! I'm pissed right now ok! And I JUST WANT TO TELL HER EVERYTHING!
RP4: RP0... She is having a bad time right now. She's having PMS/a breakup/bad exam results/peer pressure. Just say sorry to her, okay?
RP0: What! No way!
RP5: You know RP is incredibly emotional? Why the hell did you go make her all mad for?!
RP0: PFFT! Well now it's my fault!
RP6: Look, to regain back peace around 'ere, just go and apologize.
RP0: But that's not fair!
RP7: Fair schmair! You know you have to because then, all of us will give you the cold shoulder and be all awkward around you that in the end, you have to apologize to her.
RP0: But I haven't even explained to her why I'm mad. I just talked a bit and suddenly, she's nuts. Why do you guys never gang up at my side? *sniffle*
RP2: Because! You're nice, RP0. You would never turn you're back on us! Now go to RP and APOLOGIZE!
RP0: Alright... go to hell all of you...
All the RPs: What did you say?!
RP0: Nothing... *runs off to see RP*
RP3: Why do we friends with her again?!
RP4: Beats me! She's is such a pain in the ass sometimes!
RP5: Look, maybe she has some issues, ya know.
RP6: She's alright sometimes.
All of the RPs: Yeah...
RP7: RP can be such a sensitive freak!
RP4: Yeah! She is like, a total biatch sometimes.
All the RPs: DUH!
RP5: She's like that! That's totally RP.
*Ends with RPs mumbling about RP and RP0.
{The Guilty Leech}
RP: I'm sorry! Real sorry! Will you ever ever forgive me?
RP0: Well, okay. I know you'd understand.
* A few days passed...
RP: RP0, are you okay? Why are you so sad? Are you alright?
RP0: RP? What are you talking about?! I'm fine! *flashes a smile to prove her point*
RP:Tsk tsk tsk... in denial...
RP0: No, I'm not! Seriously!
RP: Weelll, if you need to talk - or shoulders to cry on - just get me okay, honey dearest?
RP0: Um...alright...
* A few more days passed...
RP: RP0! Are you alright! You look so sad.. Hush now - have a tissue!
RP0: Nah, it's alright RP. Not a big deal or anything.
RP: RP0! What are you talking about?! Is this about the whole other thing we fought about? Is that it? I'm sorry...
RP0: No! Of course not! It's just something about RP2...nothing really.
RP: You shouldn't be all sad, you know. She is kinda mean, that RP2!
RP0: Um...alright...
RP: RP0.... tsk tsk...
RP0: What?!
RP: *shakes head sympathetically* Nothing...
RP0: No really?! What!
RP: It's just that.. No, I can't tell you - you with your fragile heart..
RP0: WHAT! I am not fragile!
RP: Of course... of course...
*A few days passed..
RP: Oh RP0! Why? What happened to you!
RP0: 0_o . Nothing!
RP: Look RP0, I know it's a bit hard for you...
RP0: Look! I have no problem at all! See! Big freaking smile! *flashes big freaking smile*
RP: Oh, c'mon now! You don't have to hide anything from your good buddy!
RP0: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU PARANOID FREAK!
RP: *sniffles* I don't mean too! I am SO SORRY! Forgive me! I don't mean to hurt your feelings!
RP0: Back! BACK YOU, SHE DEVIL!
RP: WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME!
Ok.. that's a bit too much! hahahahah! I'm having fun writing this. Anyway, if I miss out anything or blow up something - just tell me kay! JUST TELL ME! Not meaning to offend anybody! So - kudos!
2 Comments:
like.. what the!? atikah!! what is THIS all about.. and the whole blur, sulkfest and guilt thingy is about RPO or RP? and why was that written!?
Farisa... are you terasa?! HAHAHAHHAHA.
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