Faulty

I accidently sort of locked my room a few hours ago....

Honestly, I don't know how I did it! I mean there I was late to my BM tuition - as usual - and when I gone to my room to grab my book. It won't open. So, I freaked. Went to use the door through my toilet - and it's locked too! I freaked even more.

I became a babbling idiot easily to be said. Called my dad - begged my Dad to fix it pronto 'cause my school books are in there - and dashed to my BM tuition, which I was late for 15 freaking minutes!! And the biggest irony: the tuition place is just right in front of my house. So, no excuse of coming late!! But it seems that everybody came late today. Safe once more...

I swear my house is chocful of messed-up things.

First it was the fridge, now this. Heck, there is more of that! But now the great thing : my maid single-handedly solved the problem!!

While I was busy away in tuition, my maid grabbed a ladder, went to our back yard, climbed the ladder and crawled onto the rooftop and slinked into my bedroom's open window. Whoa ain't it? Indonesians are really multi-tasked people. I mean really. If it was me, I would have called some locksmith or something and paid the dude 100 bucks. She could've died if she slipped on the rooftop and break her neck! That's crazy...

And guess what?? Somebody just stole my house gate's top decoration thingymajig!! I can't believe it!! I mean how? Why? HOW?! Just a few minutes ago! Now our house gate looks naked... I - just - can't - believe - it ...

Maybe I should write a book about the mayhems in my house:
- The Possessed Lights of DOOM!! : Flickering nonstop in the utmost annoying way - will it ever stop? WILL IT?!

- Maggots Galore !!: When you think it's safe to eat that can of tuna... THINK AGAIN!! (something fishy is going on here..)

- The Dude that Stole My Housegate Thingamajig: Why? How? WHY? It is a mystery that no one will ever know..It is up to you to find out!!

I'll pass, thanks.

--.. 'How?!' .. 'Why?!' .. 'WHY?!'