ELIJAH!!
I SO OWE YOU ONE FARISA!!!!!
HE WAS SO.......homenahomenahomenahomenahomenahomenahomena
Two words: Elijah.Wood.
SQUEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday, I was just sitting around and getting dressed for a family reunion at my aunt's house when suddenly, I got a phone call from Farisa. She was being all urgent and said 'you will owe me one'. And I thought, heck, it must be a Daniel Radcliffe thing or some Harry Potter premiere or something. And it was something alright. It was.
My brain was like: OhMyGODItsELijahWOodHelookssohotmustnotSCREAMlookatthattbody!!
It was the movie 'Flipper' where Elijah plays this guy named Sandy (Sandy?? Of all the names??) and Lij looked oh-so CUTE! He was a fifteen year old or something like that but he is one of those angsty, t-shirt-wearing, teenage boy. Teenage boy. Angsty. Shall I say more?!
He was cute! And he tried to sneak out to a Red Hot Chilli Pepper's concert by ferry - but failed. He got a wedgie instead! In front of two girls he tried to flirt with! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! And I just can't get enough of that murderous glares! Oh...my....
Alright alright. Most people hate him. But why?! Ok, maybe he has one of those bad hair days where his hair is just too spiky for his little head or his eyes are kinda bulgy and scary or his skin is dead pale or he can't really match his clothes or anything like that. But I STILL like him! So just get over your head!! He is my little Lijjie!
The only bad thing about this movie was that blonde girl (sigh!) or in other words : Sandy's love interest. Die you evil! DIE! I mean how can Sandy like this girl?? She is a blonde - ditsy - fat - big-bones - grunge-wannabe -sluttish - nerd who plays geeky music instrument - kampung girl! And there is even a blurp that said there was actually a kissing scene between the two but it got cut out.... THAT IS IT! SHE'S GOING DOWN!!!
*Pulls out an AK-47 and shoots maniacally to any blonde - ditsy - fat - big-bones - grunge-wannabe -sluttish - nerd who plays geeky music instrument - zero IQ girl while screaming 'You kissed him!!!'*
I'm good.
--Chester who?
2 Comments:
thanks dudette. I needed a good laugh. And you agve me another heck of a laugh. I mean,if I'm like you, Emma Watson, Bonnie Whats-her-name, Rachel Hurd-Wood, and all those other girly-girls who scams on 'My Love Interest' who'd have been burried alive by now.
yeah your welcome. And now, for my reward. I'm thinking, a trip to England, maybe throw in some hot guys, and an acoustic guitar. or maybe a simple Thank You would do. But you know, I'd gor for the first choice.
Owh and BTW,
Kill me too for having my eyes on Elijah. Owh wait, YOU CAN'T!! YOU OWE ME!!!
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