I am procrastinating again. Bite me. I am supposed to do my final speech for oral comm class but alas, the urge to procrastinate is too strong. And hello, I've got my capitalisation back! I just realised that the previous blog posts don't have capitalisation at all. You know, being an English student, I am a complete freak whenever I realise my English is wrong, weird, chopped up etc. Especially if the I'm around great English speakers who are, in fact, Science students in disguise. Sigh. Either way! Here's a meme, something which I haven't done in ages:

If I were a cartoon character, I would be:
Bubbles, Buttercup and Blossom rolled into one. haha. Pepper ann? Nah, too fiesty.

If I were a month, I would be:
November. I want to be the one with the most holidays.

If I were a day of the week, I would be:
Friday. Thank god it's Friday!

If I were a time of the day, I would be:
2 am. Don't know. But I am weirdly active during that hour in a day sometimes.

If I were a planet, I would be:
Venus. Pretty and HOT. hahha. Ok, I don't know. Don't want to be Earth - people would just destroy me in the end. Rather be vacant.

If I were a sea animal, I would be:
Not a shark. I love shark fin soup! Me bad. Really bad.

If I were a direction, I would be:
'Once Broken, Considered Sold!'. hahah!

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:
those comfortable leather lazy chairs.

If I were a sin, I would be:
Referring to my procrastination - Sloth. hahaha!

If I were a historical person, I would be:
No idea. Hang Jebat's wife? But she isn't that historical isn't she? Dang Wangi, I think. I mean, people don't even know whether Hang Jebat is fiction or not, for god's sakes.

If I were a liquid, I would be:
Cadbury Belgian Chocolate drink. Yummy.

If I were a tree, I would be:
Those big willow trees by a lake.

If I were a bird, I would be:
According to a friend, I would be a peacock. Hmmm... Don't know what to say about that.

If I were a tool, I would be:
A screwdriver? Heh?

If I were a flower/plant, I would be:
Can't think of anything right now. Cactus? haha. Randdddooom.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
Evening rain. The drizzle type of rain that makes the sky goes indigo. The type of rain that makes you sad but calm at the same time. I love that type of rain.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
GUITAAAAAAAAR.

If I were an animal I would be:
Cats. I'll be allergic towards myself!

If I were a color, I would be:
Teal?

If I were an emotion, I would be:
Whimsical

If I were a vegetable, I would be:
Dead. Honestly? A vegetable?? Can die!

If I were a sound, I would be:
A whisper.

If I were a car, I would be:
Nissan's Fairlady! Hottest car ever. I want that. Mummy, Daddy, gimme one!

If I were a song, I would be:
James Morrison 'You Give Me Something.' I adore this song. It's me.

If I were a movie, I would be:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Enough said.

If I were a food, I would be:
Fattening but effortlessly comforting. haha. And kinda expensive too. :P

If I were a place, I would be:
Home.

If I were a taste, I would be:
Sweet. I'm not really complimenting myself here. I just love sweet things!

If I were a scent, I would be:
Miss Dior Cherie! I love this perfume! I wonder when will I ever get it.

If I were a subject in school, I would be:
English Literature, DUH!

If I were a shape I would be:
Size L :( GARH DEPRESSED ALREADY.

-- muffins make my heart burn.