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Friday, November 25, 2005

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Yeah, I know that I've watched the movie ages ago. The premiere, mind you. But I guess reality took place before I can sink in properly. But I think I knew why I'm just not into that movie. Ok, anyway, if you haven't watched the movie and don't want me to spoil your fun - do not read this post! But it's almost a week now! What're you waiting for??

Ok, my biggest annoyance is the flow of the movie. It's like we're jumping into another scene and another and another scene. Like they want to put all the major stuff so they just cram it all in! Like the World Quidditch Cup - the biggest disappointment ever. First, they make us all excited to watch it and before you know it - it was over! They didn't even show any quidditch action. All we get to see was Viktor Krum waving his fist. Like what the-! The Yule Ball wasn't as magnificent as I wished it would be. I thought it would be some kind of climax for the characters teenager-ish emotions. Ron getting really furious - Hermione finally broke her limit with Ron - Harry desperately longing for Cho... It happened... but I'm just not satisfied?

And why is Hermione having PMS throughout the whole movie?? It's like either she's huffing mad or whimpering like a fangirl. Since when Hermione ever lose her head over Krum?? She has always acted indifferent with him - which is the very reason Krum liked her anyways. But no... Ohmygawd, Mike Newell had turned her into Lavendar Brown! Well ok, I heard that Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe are dating each other (not sure about that though) but geez, give us a break will ya? They're either hugging or holding hands or whatever! If the people who didn't read the book saw the movie, they would think Harry and Hermione has a something-something, if you know what I mean.

I hate Ron being a bumbling idiot. Seriously, I'm kinda bored with the scrunched-up scared face of Rupert. It's like his mere existence in the movies are for comic relief. But I'm glad he got the whole bitchy and jealousy thing going on in GOF. Him being jealous over Harry is so adorable! And when they made up, it's like so cute! I love male-bonding. It's the cutest thing next to baby bunnies. Though I do wish Ron was more furious over Hermione dating Krum. He didn't looked mad, yeah he was jealous, but he's not crazy mad like he was in the book. He was just confused and didn't even bother to give a fight.

And Dumbledore? Shoving and yelling?? What-the-hell. That's not him! Hermione and Dumbledore is so emo in this movie! The look he gave to Harry after announcing him the 4th champion was... He was supposed to be shocked not stare in accusation! He looked like he wanted to thump Harry. And shoving Harry into a confession? Complaining about his quest for an answer? This is not the Dumbledore we know and love! Moody was no better. Instead of being this distant and cold character, they made him fat and jolly. Like he's all cuddly and loveable and all. Gimme a break. Filch is funny in this one but he seemed kinda retarded. It's like that in this movie, either you're retarded or emo.

I love the Weasley twins! Enough said. At first, I thought the actors are kinda whacked when they first acted in the first two movies. But they finally got in character and I love them in this movie! They're so natural acting as the Weasley twins, I just couldn't picture the twins without their faces. I love every one of their scenes! Hilarious as hell. And oh man, Neville rocks! I love his scenes, too. You just can't help to love that boy. He's the classic underdog. The expression on his face when he was dancing with Ginny was... I almost hoped that Ginny is going to end up with Neville but we know that ain't happening! I am extremely glad that this movie had shed the human side of him because he's more than just a comic relief.

And I know you guys are waiting for this... CEDRIC IS SO HOT! Ok, was. Since he's all dead now. But you gotta admit, even when he was a corpse, he still looked very shag-able. I swear! When he first came into the movie, by jumping down from a tree, I GASPED. Out loud. Somebody would've thought I suffocated. Maybe I did. From all the hotness oozing from him! Since he came onto the screen, I was just praying for more Cedric. And thank god, there is A LOT. Him in the Great Hall = sexxayh! Him in the Hogwarts bridge = CUTENYER. Him in Hogwarts compound = HOT. HOT. HOT. Him in the Yule Ball = OH. MY. GOD. Him in his swimming trunks = DO ME. Him in the maze = DO HARRY. NOW. Him being dead = still hot. Him being a ghost = he is absurdly hot for someone who is transparent! In other words, he's just.. his sexiness could not be described. He is now my favourite blond in the HP world since Draco is now just a prat. And twitchy as a ferret.

The scene with ferret-Draco in Crabbe's pants? Oh my god, I didn't know ferret porn is going to be in GOF! hahahaha. Honestly, if I was Draco, I would be traumatised. And I love the dragon! For a minute there, I was cheering for the dragon to finish Harry off! It's so cool! The way he clambered over the roof and be all spiky and stuff - I want it to be my pet! But why does it have to die?? The scenes of Hagrid and Olympe is kinda... gross? She ate a bug! Off his beard! Ew. Cho Chang and her Scottish accent is so cute! I almost forgot that I hate her. But Katie Leung is so overrated. I mean, her scenes are just about 15 minutes but the media is all over her! Geez. Daniel's acting is so good now - I am so satisfied with his acting. Harry in crush mode is so cute! Seriously, the boys in the movie makes it ever more satisfying.

Where's Bill though? Isn't he supposed to meet Fleur in this movie? Winky? S.P.E.W? Ludo Bagman? The graveyard scene is scary. The part where Wormtail cut off his own hand? Shudder. And baby Voldemort is so ugly! Ugh, that image alone can give me nightmares. But yes, love how Voldie turned out. The dead-Cedric scene is so sad - I almost cried. Almost. And yes, am I the only who was turned on by Harry and Cedric scrambling to get the trophy? Cmon! They were pushing and shoving and bruising and screaming - how is that not hot? Two hot-blooded male? Gimme some of that pie! And did you guys catch the Hogwart's school song? They sang it while they're walking through the Forbidden Forest.

The dresses in this movie is Fugly with a capital F. Ok, who the hell created Hermione's dress? What's with the effing frills? Oh my god. Overdose much? She's like a walking frilly curtain! I don't mind they change the colour of the original dress but geez, why can't they at least make it pretty. I would never ever wear such thing. But then again, Emma has this knack of wearing fugly clothes. And Padma and Parvati's saris. Fugly as hell itself! Probably the ugliest dresses around. Yellow and pink - how boring. What's with the dresses according to ethnicity? Shahir said that it's trying to say that magic is world round. But still. Isn't it about unity? Then why make the foreigners stand out? They should just blend in or something.

Ok, I think I already wrote a lot. Actually there's more I want to talk about but now, it's 5 o'clock in the morning! I am crazy. Need sleep now. So, that's it for now.

-- OMG! I've killed Harry Potter!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Him in his swimming trunks = DO ME. Him in the maze = DO HARRY. NOW.

OMG! I can't believe you said that. You've got inner slashiness in you! ahahahha! I hated his cheeks thought..macam kelakar

11:21 PM  
Blogger FarisaRoslan said...

Only Atikah can make this post. A post that makes me laugh my head off. No seriously. Well dude. Just expect a comeback post on THIS!

11:03 PM  

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