Girl Shtuff

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying,
it means she's crying in her heart. (PFFT. Obviously}

2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some time to
cool down before touching her heart with an
apology. {Some girls cool down much later than others. Heh.}

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy
she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get
over him' after the relationship's over.) {I know. Some girls can't even get it on with him to get over him}

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her
mind every minute of the day, even though she
flirts with other guys. {Yep. Sometimes you don't even know why you're talking to this guy when you can flirt with your crush}

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep
into her eyes, she will melt. {TOTALLY}

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not
sure how to react to them. {Wow, I'm not the only one.}

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often,
a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if
you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the
smiles and stare ok? {But why would you stare and smile at her all the time?! Freak.}

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to
her gently. {Which is going to break her anyway.}

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her,
leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a
friend, talk to her. {No. Bad idea. Talking to her makes her feel hopeful and then she'll be more obsessed with you than ever!}

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music,
poetry, drawings and writing are ways of
expressing themselves (which explains why most
girls like writing journals). {We girly girls call them 'diaries'. Giggles!}

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway. {Why would you even say that?!}

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off. {Not too sure about that}

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first
time, the girl may act uninterested during the call.
But as soon as the phone is back on the hook,
she will whoop with joy and immediately start
telephoning her friends to spread the news. {Most likely the girl don't know how to respond and end up being boring}

14. A smile means a lot to a girl. {YES.YES.YES.}

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her
first. Let her get to know you. {Because suddenly proffesing your love to her is very not the smart choice}

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because
she has to study, leave. {Because you're thick and the only way to shoo you away is saying something lame like study}

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from
you, stay. {This line reminds me ouf you, Miz. hahhaha.}

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her. {In a sensitive way. 'What's up' does not count}

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful. {Because ugly girls are not loved, no?}

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder
why she never noticed him before. {Because we always think you're some sort of Greek God in a way. Pathetic, I know}

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read
romance stories. {If you can stand the mushy-ness}

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would
first check who is standing next to her crush
before actually looking at herself. {Ok, I don't do that. Because I am more worried he'll see my yucky pose before I knew it}

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory,
but the guy she loves now stays in her heart. {Sometimes, not true.}

24. Girls love having fun! {D'OH!}

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day. {Of course. People don't say hi this days}

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what
she is feeling and going through. {Oh yeah. But please look at the sentence below}

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them
just to get close to their 'prettier' friend. {OH YEAH}

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to
a girl, in that order. {Simple enough}

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about
brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and
care for them. {But it'll be SO MUCH better if the guy is smart and brainy}

30. Girls do not like to be put fault on {Who does?!}

31. Girls hate it when their crush talk about another girl too often {Because it only means you're just some gal pal and the other girl is just so much hotter than you}

32. Guys should learn to trust girls about their instincts and their feelings, teir thoughts and their opinions {Because after all, we mature earlier than you}

33. When girls say stop. STOP!!! {Or she'll kick your ass}

34. There is nothing more important to a girl than to take care of the hearts of the people she loves {True.}

35. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved {DUH}
-- Got this from Bernie.