Bonafide Hottie

This man is hot. There are just no words - and I mean NO WORDS to explain how bodacious he is. This, ladies and gents, is Hugh Dancy. The meaning of sexy. HAHAHAHAHHA. Yes, raise your eyebrows and roll your eyes - I don't care! He is one hot hot hot hot hottie.

I know that one of you (probably a Bloom fan) will say 'hey, ain't that dude looks like Orlie?'. NA'AH! Unlike Mr. Bloom, he is not spread so thin. Tell me, what girl (or boy) does not fancy Orlando? Heck, even my mom thinks he's hot (well, she thinks Legolas is but technically, it's Orlie). And so, liking Orlie isn't as fun anymore because you will be sharing him with the rest of the female population. Now Hugh here, nobody knows him! I blabbered at my friends and all they say is 'His last name is Dancy??', completely ignoring his good looks (and of course, his good acting skills but whatever!). I mean, where have you guys been?? Sitting under a rock??

He has been in popular films, too. Black Hawk Down. King Arthur. Ella Enchanted. Blah blah blah. And yet, still nobody knows him! He's the male model for Burberry for god sakes! And all people can say is 'Dancy?! DAN-CY?'. At least his name is not Brandon Flowers or anything. Oh sure, Flowers is such a manly name. Hey, my name is Flowers - Brandon Flowers. Everyone will be expecting him to be gay, that's for sure.

Me and my sister (I began to notice that I'm beginning to bond with my sister. Weird!) finally agreed that indeed, this man, sizzles. She watched 'Tempo' (one of his movies) and said that the movie isn't too great but Dancy is in it. I wanna watch!

Fancy Dancy?

-- That's it. No more coffee for me.