Creepy Crawlies

I am had it with all these disgusting vermins.

I HAD ENOUGH!!

I was eating upstairs (yeah, tak puasa. I got a reason! I'm sick! Really.) and stuff. Dried nasi with some tomyam leftovers from sahur. Prawns drenched with tomyam. Not really tempting. And then, my mom was leaving to her office. Normal right?

And then, she realised the remote control for our gate is not working anymore. And so, she told me to close the gate myself. And being the nice girl and all, I just went downstairs and push a button and the gate is closed. Normal as a peanut right?

BUT THEN!!

I saw the most disgusting thing I ever saw in my whole 14 years of living on earth : a dried dead cicak rotting on my house door. And I think the cause of its death was it got tersepit at my door. It was attracting flies for god sakes! And it was in different shades of brown. And somehow, it was attached to my door...Something tells me its been there for a long time... Ewwww.. I was screaming my head off when I saw it. Everyone knows cicak is one of the things I'm scared most. So why the hell am I the first one to found it?!

WHY GOD, WHY!!

-- How do you get rid of all this stuff!!