Gwen My Saviour

Ok, I remembered this suddenly. I don't know. It just popped into my little head. It was this list Farisa made about Top Ten Things why she wouldn't want to be Gwen Stefani. Remember this Farisa?? Hahahahah! I thought this is too precious for me to forget! I think the great things (yeah right. dream on, girl) I've done is always done spontaneously. So, here, (sorry if this burns your precious eyes Farisa) again the list I made to contradict EVERYTHING Farisa said about Gwen. Once again, sorry Farisa. Heh. :P The stuff in the bracket is the reason why I contradict Farisa's comment.

Top Ten List Of Why You Shan't Diss My Beloved Gwen

10. Maybe but you know, tours are kinda fun and the thing is she's married. So this guy always follows her anyway except if his band is at somewhere else. And you rather sit at home with a computer than go around the world?! [On Gwen's consistent tours]

9. And you're glad about that? I wish I have more wardrobe AND time to figure out what to wear. [On how Gwen have to waste her time to pick clothes]

8. Doesn't all stars have that problem?! But in my opinion her music rocks! and her style is out of this world (literally) [On how being judged and watched by public]

7. True but being in a band for 13 years with her buds, I think she needs a time-out from them! And plus she has a hubbie. She doesn't need to go on dates or whatever. Except for a romantic outing or something. [On Gwen's hanging out times with buds]

6. Yes she does. So does Britney, Christina and even Avril!! GASP. [On her navel baring outfits]

5. Really?? But her hair....is still...there... Though I love the colour pink fuchsia. [On her hair falling out from that oh-so-many dyed head]

4. Hahahahahahahah!! Well duh. Farisa, just look at them. They are not like any other normal bands. Though the whole playing drums in nude gross me out (even if I'm a fan of their band) [On Gwen's friend who plays drums in the nude]

3. Uh.... Dude, she's married. She doesn't NEED a boyfriend nomore! And yeah he's not a geek or a nerd or anything since he is a rocker himself. And what does your lovelife got to do with Gwen?! And how do you know that she is not aware AND doesn't like geeks?! NEED EXPLANATION PLS. What's with the Shahrul secret smiles and meeting a girl like you got anything to do with Gwen?! WHY FARISA? WHY!! [On how Gwen did not realised how hot geeks are]

2. I never heard of her sister but she has a brother. And though I'm pretty sure he's not into make-up and can make her up into a hot chick, he's pretty good musically. He created that 'Don't Speak' song. [On Gwen's pitiful fate that she doesn't have a sister]

1. Can't argue about that. But what if you were her? Hmmm...Then I would freak out and worship you. And I won't encourage Shahrul to like you since I want Gwen all to myself. Then I will have a duet with her even if I'm tone-deaf. And if I really sucked in singing, probably be part of her band. Then I asked her fashion stuff coz even though her clothes are weird, it looks good on her. And then I go around the world with her in a No Doubt tour..... [Why Gwen couldn't be Farisa]

-- Ok, look, how am I suppose to know it was took from some book?? All-American Girl?? I read that book ages ago! So, I forgot what's in it. And I wasn't such a big fan of Gwen's back then. So.. Sorry Farisa!! HAHHAHAHAHA. And all of you - you shan't diss my idols!