Welcome back, sarcastic

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God, that cracks me up. I changed my first and last name into sarcastic dudette because every time I written a blog, the author would be placed with 'Atikah Wahid'. I don't want my name to be lacing around the place!! So now, whenever I log in, a sentence like that one above will pop out. Just imagine a nice lady - like the one that says 'Sorry, the number you had dialled...' in your phone - say those words! They should call me the 'Sarcastic One' so it will sound more........grand? Ah, bite me.

Anyway, I just got through another hell-ish piano lesson today. ..

Now! Why do people keep asking me why I hate my piano let alone my piano lessons?? I have to explain everything to my friends that I do not hate this musical instrument. I don't!! Seriously! It's just that it always ticks me off when I can't play it properly. My teacher, Desiree - bless that woman for putting up with my bad playing! - said that I have major problems with my reading and counting and my fingers and ....and.... lets move on now....

Honestly, if I was Desiree (call me rude but I don't even know her last name), I'd given up this whole teaching thing ages ago. I mean you have to go and teach a tone-deaf people (thats not me okay!)out there to play this thingamajig? And when she left, she was still smiling cheerfully even though I had completely ruined Beethoven's song! 'Sonata Pathethique'. I demolished it with all the wrong notes. Rammed through the rhythm. To hell the countings. And my foot hurts because I have to stepping on the pedal! Good God! Have mercy upon me! And Beethoven while you're at it, since he has to listen to all the piano students destroying his song. He's probably shifting uncomfortably in his grave...There there little Beevy...

Gosh, my friend, gg, created another song! Again! Well she was gifted with her lyric-writing ability and her guitar...Must not be jealous....

MUST - NOT - BE -JEALOUS.

Oh well, too late for that. My eyes are getting green-ish.. Now to put a stop to that music genius *rubs hands fervently*...She must die!!! MUAHAHAAHHAHHAAH . Though I don't think she will know my evil plan because her computer is struck by lightning. Again. She should have done the no-evil mantra thing on her computer. You know the one where you spread rose petals on it and sprinkle some water then do the chicken dance then do the round-town - DO THE ROUNDTOWN EVERYBODY. It works on mine!

--My head is in the freezer but I can't find it!

PS: if you don't know the chicken dance, refer to Farisa.